Monday, July 18, 2016

Foolish Frosts Avatar, The CC version.

You all know about Foolish Frost's "Avatar" song?  The Nickelback parody he did for Rezzable?



I sometimes do this thing where I make up "SL lyrics" for songs. and if there was a "CC Version" of Avatar, it would have lyrics something like this:

 Avatar the CC Version, with apologies to Foolish Frost and Nickelback.


I'm through with living real life Cause nobody cares,
And workin my job That's going nowhere
Ya know Real life ain't Quite the way I want it to be

Tell me what you want.

I want a virtual Duchy In the Caledon sims
And a redheaded harem I can go shopping with
And infinite linden cash for Anything I'm gonna need

Yeah? So tell me what you Need.

I'll need hair fatpacks from Elika and Truth.
And enough pretty shoes To keep my groove
Gettin every outfit That's ever been made you see.

Been there, Done That.

I want a skybox so high I'll live next to Des
And to learn how to build With blender and mesh
So that everybody's gonna Have to come to me

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame
I'll even get a Mesh head And pick a display name.

'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land Driving steampunk cars
And the girls come easy And they put out fast
Course they're all soccer moms But hey who gonna ask?

And we'll all hang out At the Chamber Room
Be slumming fashionistas Playing camera zoom-zoom
Every newbie wannabe, Gonna be there
Every fashion blogger honey, With her swedish blonde hair

And... Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar
Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar

I wanna be loved like I'm a part of the FIC
Power like Anshe Chung Without the flying dicks
Have every single newbie Tell me how great I've got to be

Wanna to be my friend?

I'm gonna dress my avi With the latest fashion
Get rezzing rights at the Linden Mansion
Gonna date a fashion Designer who loves to spend her money on me.

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame
I'll even get a mesh head And pick a display name

'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land Driving steampunk cars
Where the girls come easy And they put out fast
Course they're all soccer moms, But hey who gonna ask?

And we'll hang out In the Chamber Room
Be slumming fashionistas Playing camera zoom-zoom
Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there
Every fashion blogger honey With her swedish blonde hair

And we'll all build a place We can take pictures at
Like a big fashion runway With a deluxe posestand
All the girls asking me, with little guile
About my fashion savvy, coz they all know I'm the mistress of style

Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar

I'm gonna be quite demure On PG land
Coz I'm age verified, will never get myself banned
Gonna stalk Xiola Linden, never crash a sim
Coz I'll rule second life with my benevolent whim

'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land Driving steampunk cars
The girls come easy And they put out fast
Course they're all soccer moms, But hey who gonna ask?

And we'll hang out In the Chamber Room
Be slumming fashionistas Playing camera zoom-zoom
Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there
Every fashion blogger honey With her swedish blonde hair

And we'll all build a place We can take pictures at
Like a big fashion runway With a deluxe posestand
All the girls asking me, with little guile
About my fashion savvy coz they all know I'm the mistress of style

Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar
Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar...



Also "Rose Tint my world" from Rocky Horror with apologies to Richard O'Brian:

It was great when it all began, I was a regular Linden fan
but it was over when LL had a plan to hire that M Linden Man.
Now the only thing that gives me hope, is the shopping addiction dope, 
Windlight tint my world keep me safe from the drama and bling.

I'm around 10 years old, truly beautiful to behold
and somebody should be told that my arc hasn't been controlled. 
Now the only thing I've come to trust, is that shopping addiction and rush, Windlight tint my world keep me safe from the drama and bling.

It's Be-yond me help me Torley
I'll be good you'll see keep the gacha away. 
Whats this I see, one pull won't hurt me. 
Woooaaah! What's come over me, Here I pull again!

I feel released, my L$ has decreased. 
My inventory has increased, Mesh Quality is here.
SL will never be disbanded, my friends list has expanded. 
It's great that Ebbe has landed....his statements are so sincere.

Inspired by Marty Robbins "Big Iron" and the zombies that were in Babbage a couple of years ago, and maybe a bit by my thing for gatlings and Coco of Team CFVY in the web animation series RWBY

To the town of New Babbage came a stranger one fine day
 Hardly spoke to folks around her didn't have too much to say
 No one dared to ask her business no one dared to make a slip
 for the stranger there among them had a gatling on her hip
 Gatling on her hip

It was early in the morning when she flew into the town
 She came flying from the south side slowly lookin' all around
 She's a redhead loose and running came the whisper from each lip
 And she's here to do some business with the gatling on her hip
 Gatling on her hip

In this town there were zombies of the kind that are undead
 Many men had tried to destroy them and that many men were dead
 They were vicious and killers and numbered twenty four
 And the brains they had eaten numbered one an nineteen more
 One and nineteen more

Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around
 Was a Fashionista redhead wouldn't be too long in town
 She came here to help the people who were living against undead
 And she said it didn't matter she was after the undead
 After the undead

Wasn't long before the story was relayed to the undead
 But the undead didn't worry men that tried before were dead
 Twenty men had tried to take them twenty men had made a slip
 Twenty one would be the redhead with the Gatling on her hip
 Gatling on her hip

The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
 It was twenty past eleven when they shambled out in the street
 Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their breath
 They knew this lovely redhead was about to meet her death
 About to meet her death

There was twelve meters between them when they ran to eat and slay
 And the swiftness of the redhead is still talked about today
 The undead had not cleared a meter fore many bullets fairly ripped
 And the redhead's aim was deadly with the gatling on her hip
 Gatling on her hip

It was over in a moment and the engineers had gathered round
 There before them lay the bodies of the undead on the ground
 Oh they might have stayed un-living but they made one fatal slip
 When they tried to match the redhead with the gatling on her hip
 Gatling on her hip



Coco from RWBY being a badass fashionista:



"You've just destroyed my favorite clothing store....Prepare to die!"

BEST FASHIONISTA LINE EVER

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